Poems for the day.
These are two poems I wrote for school today.
Tigers
Tigers are mean
Tigers are cool if I were a tiger it would be just wonder-fool
Tigers need room to grow and to play they also need
Water at all times of day.
-Micah Cryder-
Leopards
Leopards are sleek and they dont reek
Leopards are fast
and if they stalk you, you will not last
Leopards need time to sing and to rhyme
if I were a leopard it would be just fine
-Micah Cryder-
posted by Micah @ 9:25 AM
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CATS ARE FUN TO HUNT,
CATS ARE FUN TO EAT,
WHETHER ROASTED OR STEWED,
FRESH CAT CAN'T BE BEAT!
Dogs are Dingbats
Dogs are dumb
If I were a Dog I,d keep the word Mum!!
Ocelot, oh Ocelot,
so nimble and lithe,
Taunt a lot, Taunt a lot,
always takes and never gives.
Ocelot, oh Ocelot,
in the shadows thy wait,
daybreak, nightfall,
thy gluttony ne'er abaits.
Prey upon prey,
proud in your sly tricks,
yet hunter is hunted,
for though art slain by my '06!
Thy corpse lies waste,
as it is drug to my lair,
my dogs are waiting to feast
on flesh, bones, and hair!
An ode To dogs.
O puppy dog O puppy dog!
A stench you do reek
O Puppy Dog O Puppy Dog!
And your fur coat sure ain't as sleek as you know whose!! As you Know whose!!
O Puppy Dog O Puppy Dog
For what Dogs are good for I agree
with the Chinese!!
O Puppy Dog O Puppy Dog!!
You shed To much for me-ee!!
O Puppy Dog O Puppy Dog
That sure is what I think
JACK BE NIMBLE,JACK BE QUICK,
JACK CAN GO FETCH A STICK.
CATCH A GOOSE, IT CAN'T GET LOOSE,
'CAUSE JACK KNOWS EVERY TRICK!
CATS ARE LAZY, CATS ARE DUMB,
WHISTLE NOT, FOR THEY WON'T COME.
CHASE A MOUSE, HIDE IN THE HOUSE,
CATS ARE STUPID, WORTHLESS BUMS!
Score for The Uncle,Micah get to work.
Dogs are gluttons Dogs are fat
Dogs are bout' as worthless
as a Bat.
Dogs are stupid Dogs arent fun
If you whistle they will run!!
Runts by name
There brains
are maimed they smell
real bad and would call you a cad(if they could talk)
there tails are broad
there tongue are long
there brains
are as good as large gong!
There once was a dog from Manhattan,
who on a diet of cats did fatten,
a little tabby here,
a little flabby there,
he gorged with reckless abandon.
This dog always ate without abate,
there wasn't a cat to delicate,
a kitten, a mom,
a nasty old tom,
to him all did taste ever so great!
Then one day he was appalled,
to discover he'd eaten them all,
those greasy cats
had made him fat,
as he coughed up a slimy hairball.
Without a bit of panache,
he let go of his gas;
MEOW!,FAR-R-R-RT!
MEOW!,FAR-R-R-RT!
then everyones troubles had passed.
Cats are nimble, Cats are quick, I find that a Cat doesnt need to fetch a stick!
There once was a dog from Manhattan,
He was really dumb and dull,
If you said fetch he would bite you in the leg! and his howl had a drag!
He would eat out O house-n-home
than eat all of your clothes!
There once was a cat from Billings He was very smart and wise you could tell this cat was a genius when you looked him in the eyes!
This cat would kill your mice and eat them like My Mom's rice
so before buying a mousetrap you would always think thrice!!
Dear poets our poetry contest is moved to the post poetry?
So please post your poetry in the new area!
LET'S GO FISHUN:
Throttle down, slide in, belly up
that sun's gawin to fry us red
as we get ready to feed them sup
fatten their tales, whiskers, heads.
So what is for dinner this fine day?
Rotten chicken livers, congealed in blood
served in tidy panty hose trays
dental floss tying it tight and good.
Hooks? Nah, Treble Hooks!3/0 Snelled
on 60 lb test, 2 ounces of lead
don't worry 'bout gettin' her fawled
we is winchin' them off their beds!
Now, the piece of resitance, a touch
of WD40 so you will understand
this ain't sport for sissy's with rod's and such,
Grab your chew boy, this takes a real man!!!
here is one.
a wonderful bird is the pelican
his belly holds more then his
belican.
he holds in his beak
enough food for a week.
well i hope that will work. maybe not but i hope you like it. =)
i'm darned if i know how the
helican.
Nice poem.
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